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  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Gloria resign button, or file again next year.
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Blogger The Bystander said...

Hello guys,

Just a disclaimer: THIS IS NOT MY IDEA, actually. I found it in one of the links to my blog. I merely took it upon myself to use the same here for creative purposes. I'm pretty sure the one who made this wouldn't really mind. It seems we're on the same boat as regards the TRUTH. The credit goes to whoever he is. NICE IDEA!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, the bystander. Maybe you could drop you blog's URL so we can boost your number of visitors. (AS IF this page had visitors!)

Sunday, April 09, 2006 6:34:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin Ray said...

Sign the GMA RESIGN Online Petition at

Sunday, April 16, 2006 3:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to! But the problem is... she won't. She is more evil than usual.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 8:58:00 AM  
Blogger Anjowee\ said...

Wahahaha nice :P I'm not exactly anti-GLoria, I'm not pro-Gloria neither, but this is damn funny. :P

Sunday, August 20, 2006 1:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought so, too. Thanks, Anjowee!

Saturday, August 26, 2006 9:00:00 PM  

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